SC Cilandak (Proficient) Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to k…
SCC (Bridging Early) Hank’s sister Emily wants Ralph’s Reptile Show to perform at her birthday party more than anything, but Ralph is booked solid. So Hank comes up with a plan: he’ll disguise himself as a magician called The Westside Wizard and pull a snake from thin air! But when Hank’s true identity is revealed during his performance, his good deed might just turn into a huge disa…
George and his classmates are giving reports on their family trees, and their presentations will be broadcast on the local news. George is excited, but when he discovers he’s related to the king of Arfendonia—a place no one has ever heard of—he panics. What if he makes a fool of himself on live TV? And even worse, what if his burp decides to make a guest appearance? Then George will be a …
Geronimo Stilton's peaceful trip to the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota turns into a crazy treasure hunt with the entire Stilton clan in tow. Full color. ...More than 18 million Geronimo Stilton books in print Finally, I was about to leave for a relaxing vacation all by myself. I was ready to kick back and connect with nature. But somehow, my peaceful trip turned into a crazy treasure hu…
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Akhirnya Alcatraz dan Kakek Smedry tiba di Nalhalla di Kerajaan Merdeka dengan selamat. Meskipun berhasil tiba di rumah Keluarga Smedry, bukan berarti Alcatraz bisa bersantai-santai. Perang masih berkecamuk, dan Pasukan Pustakawan Durjana berada di atas angin, apalagi mereka berhasil menyusupkan mata-mata di antara para Kesatria Crystallia. Alcatraz dan kawan-kawan harus berusaha menemukan sang…
Hal kedua yang gue nggak sempat kasih tahu Iman: jadi orang yang dikenal publik harus tahan dengan asumsi-asumsi orang. Misalnya, orang-orang penuh dengan asumsi yang salah. Gue kurusan dikit, dikomentarin orang yang baru ketemu, ‘Bang Radit, kurusan, deh. Buat film baru, ya?’ Gue geleng, ‘Enggak.’ Gue bilang, ‘Emang lagi diet aja.’ Dia malah balas bilang, ‘Ah, bohong! Paling abis…
Memasuki tahun kesepuluh sebagai penulis, Raditya Dika melahirkan karya terbarunya Koala Kumal. Masih mengusung genre yang sama—kisah-kisah komedi yang didasarkan pada pengalaman si penulis, kali ini lewat Koala Kumal, Raditya Dika mengajak pembacanya berbicara tentang hubungan yang ‘patah’. Mulai dari renggangnya hubungan pertemanan, perasaan yang berubah kepada orang yang sama, hubungan…
Nyokap memandangi penjuru kamar gue. Dia diam sebentar, tersenyum, lalu bertanya, ‘Kamu takut ya? Makanya belom tidur?’ ‘Enggak, kenapa harus takut?’ ‘Ya, siapa tahu rumah baru ini ada hantunya, hiiiiii...,’ kata Nyokap, mencoba menakut-nakuti. ‘Enggak takut, Ma,’ jawab gue. ‘Kikkikikiki.’ Nyokap mencoba menirukan suara kuntilanak, yang malah terdengar seperti ABG kebany…
Esok paginya, ternyata jerawat gw makin banyak!!! Tidakkkk... rupanya ada yang infeksi gitu soalnya si tukang salon salah ngasih obat.... Nyokap gw langsung panik... mulai saat itu, dia bersiin muka gw pake lotion ama toner pembersih setiap malam.... Ajaibnya, setiap kali dibersiin ama dia, paginya pasti jerawat gw berkurang banyak sekali!!! Selidik punya selidik, gw bertanya pada sang mama..…