In this witty and varied collection of joke poems you will find jokes to tickle your ribs, make you groan, and laugh out loud. Perfect for amusing yourself, this book is also great to share with friends. Each poem is a 'proper' joke, creating a highly satisfying and funny collection of cleverly conceived poetry. BLOne in a series of three books to be published simultaneously in time for Nationa…
The International Movement for the Safety & Protection Of Our Kids & Youth (IMSPOOKY) dictates that Seymour cannot live at 43 Old Cemetery Road without his parents. Ignatius B. Grumply tries to explain to the head of IMSPOOKY that he and Seymour are in a living arrangement with the ghost of Olive C. Spence. Illustrations. ...The news from Ghastly, Illinois, is "grave"--and that's something to l…
"Frog is lae," said Toad. "I am worried. What if he is being chased by a big animal with many sharp teeth?" Five funny stories about Frog and Toad - those two funny friends!
George Brown's super burps are causing serious trouble for poor George again. And this time the trouble really stinks! The super burp strikes on Field Day during an outdoor class scavenger hunt. George vows to keep out of any mischief, but he winds up getting skunked.
SC Cilandak ( Abu-abu / Bridging Early ) The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his tenth book, The Last Night on the Beat. Full of brilliant anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, Harry demonstrates true Glaswegian humour at its fines…
SC Cilandak ( Bridging Later ) Ally seems to have developed a siamese twin: Sandie! Suddenly Sandie's got the same hairstyle as her, the same outfit and same bedroom decor. Talk about Attack of the Clones... As if that wasn't enough, Ally also has the Nightmare School Project to worry about. Until inspiration strikes and the Raspberry Pink Windowsill Bird Table is born..
SC Cilandak ( Bridging Later ) Enjoy the twist from the classic fairy tales from Jon Scieszka: Chicken Licken, The Really Ugly Duckling, The Tortoise and the Heir, Cinderumpelstiltskin, Little Red Running Shorts, Jack's Bean Problem, and much much more!.
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SC Cilandak (Proficient) Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to k…
SCC (Bridging Early) Hank’s sister Emily wants Ralph’s Reptile Show to perform at her birthday party more than anything, but Ralph is booked solid. So Hank comes up with a plan: he’ll disguise himself as a magician called The Westside Wizard and pull a snake from thin air! But when Hank’s true identity is revealed during his performance, his good deed might just turn into a huge disa…