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Cut to the chase
A MYSTERIOUS DOORWAY!
(Sure, it's in a restaurant that serves POOP, but that doesn't make it any less mysterious. OK?) BEHOLD! What lies beyond?! An EVIL centipede? An alternate universe? A FEW DECENT EXPLANATIONS?
VRRRING! NING! NING!
HEY! WAS THAT A CHAINSAWAI LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN READ AND RUN AT THE SAME TIME...
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