Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest subtitute teacher in the history of the world!
Ms. LaGrange talks funny, and she's from some other country called France! She thinks the vomitorium is the fancy restaurant! Plus she's writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes. Ms. LaGrange is the weirdest lunch lady in the history of the world!
A.J. and the other second graders do everything except play sports when they go to "fizz ed" class with their new teacher, Miss Small.
Mrs. Cooney, the school nurse, is knock-out and A.J. has a crush on her! But are her charms just a cover for her secret identity as a international spy? Will A.J.'s love for Mrs. Cooney win out over his love for the good old USA?
Mr. Docker must be a mad scientist. He does nutty experiments, and he has an evil, demented, cackling laugh. Plus he invited a car that runs on potatoes! Mr. Docker is the weirdest science teacher ever! Is he trying to take over the world?
A.J thinks that nothing in the natural history museum. But anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. The tour guide says that dinosaurs skeletons come to life in the middle of the night, Is she right?