It's Poetry Month! And Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and the talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunrise! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J. life ever be normal again?
Miss Lazar likes to dance around the school with a mop! She has a secret room down the basement where she keeps the bad kids. She says cleaning throw-up is fun! Miss Lazar is the wirdest custodian in the history of the world.
Its Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard. put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? No if he can help it. Yuck!
New third grade teacher Mr. Granite has so many strange ideas about how to make Ella Mentary School environmentally friendly that the students are sure he must be an alien.
Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world! But her house is haunted! People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?
Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest subtitute teacher in the history of the world!