BEING RAFE KHATCHADORIAN'S LITTLE SISTER ISN'T EASY... Rafe broke school rules for fun. Rafe's report card never saw an A. Rafe made a million enemies in school. And now everyone thinks I'm just like him! So I'm going to prove them wrong. IT'S TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS РАУВАСК.
GET READY FOR THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY It's brother versus sister, trapped in the wilderness of middle school, vying for survival! Who has the best advice on BULLIES? Who totally cracks the DRESS CODE? Who's got all the right DANCE MOVES? Who's the cleverest Khatchadorian in town? WINNER TAKES ALL! FULL OF ALL-NEW TALES, ART, AND ACTIVITIES
LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT: This camp's "fun and games" do not include singing campfire songs and eating s'mores all night long... But at least at Camp Wannamorra, I, Rafe Khatchadorian, actually have friends for the first time in my life! Introducing just a few of my partners in crime: (TERRIFIES me) My sister, ORCIA (can't get RID of her) BOOGER LATER (my BUNK MATE!) So what do you…
THIS IS THE TOTALLY INSANE STORY OF HOW I, RAFE KHATCHADORIAN, fought and overcame a diabolical teacher called the Dragon Lady, sold my soul to the school bully, a dollar at a time, wrestled with a real live bear, repeatedly, went into the soda business and went bust, and fell kind of in "like" with the most popular girl in school. The worst days of my life were good sometimes Bad someti…