Its Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard. put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? No if he can help it. Yuck!
New third grade teacher Mr. Granite has so many strange ideas about how to make Ella Mentary School environmentally friendly that the students are sure he must be an alien.
Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world! But her house is haunted! People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?
Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest subtitute teacher in the history of the world!
Ms. LaGrange talks funny, and she's from some other country called France! She thinks the vomitorium is the fancy restaurant! Plus she's writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes. Ms. LaGrange is the weirdest lunch lady in the history of the world!
A.J. and the other second graders do everything except play sports when they go to "fizz ed" class with their new teacher, Miss Small.
Mrs. Cooney, the school nurse, is knock-out and A.J. has a crush on her! But are her charms just a cover for her secret identity as a international spy? Will A.J.'s love for Mrs. Cooney win out over his love for the good old USA?
Mr. Docker must be a mad scientist. He does nutty experiments, and he has an evil, demented, cackling laugh. Plus he invited a car that runs on potatoes! Mr. Docker is the weirdest science teacher ever! Is he trying to take over the world?
A.J thinks that nothing in the natural history museum. But anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. The tour guide says that dinosaurs skeletons come to life in the middle of the night, Is she right?
The Weirdness never stops! AJ's family rented a beach house for the summer, and you'll never guess in a million hundred years who rented the house next door. well,you have to read the book to find out. so nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you